(Overheard this morning:)
Biniam: "Daddyyyyy! Daddyyyy!"
Anna: "Daddy's at work, boys!"
Anna: "Because he needs to feed us!"
(Later, the kids are playing some sort of pretend game about going to jail, orchestrated by Anna of course.)
Anna: "Yos, let's go get in jail."
Mommy: (after a few minutes) "Are you guys in jail? How come?"
Anna: "Yes. Because we need to get money!"
How does she know what jail even is? Why are they wanting to be criminals? Kids are the funniest!
(Just moments earlier, no doubt in honor of the recent holiday...)
Anna: "Let's go rise from the grave! Come on guys!"